Contractor
About the Job
He is a nervous so-called contractor whose workwear feels more like a costume than proof of experience — tool belt, flannel, jeans, and just enough dishevelment to give off instantly sketchy energy. They’re an over-caffeinated fast-talker who hides cluelessness behind oversized confidence, always speaking before thinking and overcompensating with forced swagger. Their comedy comes from the contrast between blank, brain-dead stares and sudden bursts of enthusiastic nonsense, making them equal parts bullshitter, bad listener, and deer-in-headlights disaster.
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