Master Criminals
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Non Union
Homeland Security Dept. Secretary Kristi Noem announces a new policy to lock up the master criminals terrorizing America: our children.
Roles For This Project
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Defense Attorney
500/day
Woman
San Francisco
30 - 50
Non Union
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Submissions Due:
02/26/2026
Brilliant, funny, and sharp-tongued, the Defense Attorney calls out a conservative prosecutor who turns a regular trial into a MAGA circus.
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Tony
$250/day
Man
San Francisco
10 - 11
Non Union
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Submissions Due:
01/23/2026
Sweet, playful, but speaks his mind about what's right and wrong, Tony is a 10 year old boy who is arrested for being a "master jewel thief" (he took one RingPop) and stands up for his rights.
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Camila
$250/day
Woman
San Francisco
2 - 4
Non Union
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Submissions Due:
01/23/2026
Sweet, playful, but able to speak up about what's right and wrong, Camila is one of several kids who are accused by the government of being "master criminals" -- until she stands up for herself and all the kids.
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Billionaire Tech Bro
$150/day
Man
San Francisco
30 - 50
Non Union
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Submissions Due:
01/23/2026
Brash, manipulative, and unapologetic, the Billionaire Tech Bro is a puppet-master pulling the strings on local politicians and judges to get his way. (Resemblance to Elon Musk is highly encouraged!)
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Msnbc Reporter
$300/day
Woman
San Francisco
25 - 45
Non Union
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Submissions Due:
01/16/2026
Big-hearted, charming, and more than a little sarcastic, the MSNBC reporter challenges the absurdity of Homeland Security's new policy to lock up children.
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Sarah
$300/day
Woman
San Francisco
18 - 22
Non Union
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Submissions Due:
01/16/2026
Sarah is a fun-loving 21 year old who finds out she's pregnant -- and that Homeland Security's AI program has determined her future child will be a criminal. She doesn't know whether she's more upset about this creepy fascism or the fact that she got pregnant AGAIN.
More Roles For This Project
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Submissions Due:
02/26/2026
Brilliant, funny, and sharp-tongued, the Defense Attorney calls out a conservative prosecutor who turns a regular trial into a MAGA circus.
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Submissions Due:
01/23/2026
Brash, manipulative, and unapologetic, the Billionaire Tech Bro is a puppet-master pulling the strings on local politicians and judges to get his way. (Resemblance to Elon Musk is highly encouraged!)
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Submissions Due:
01/16/2026
Big-hearted, charming, and more than a little sarcastic, the MSNBC reporter challenges the absurdity of Homeland Security's new policy to lock up children.
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Submissions Due:
01/16/2026
Sarah is a fun-loving 21 year old who finds out she's pregnant -- and that Homeland Security's AI program has determined her future child will be a criminal. She doesn't know whether she's more upset about this creepy fascism or the fact that she got pregnant AGAIN.
