White Male With Beard (ages 25-35)

About the Job

‘The Country Star’ Must have ability to do a southern accent and convincingly hold a guitar. Nonchalant. Speaks in folksy aphorisms with a southern drawl. Their accent makes everything sound profound when it’s actually kind of silly. They have a laid back approach to everything, despite the fact that they’ve been through a lot in their lives, something they hint at very often without ever going into specifics. Oh and they’re amazing at filling a cooler, can open a Smirnoff ICE bottle with literally anything. Gender: Male Age: 28-35 Ethnicity: White