Torvald The Viking
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About the Job
TORVALD (The Beefhead), Extremely handsome Nordic Viking, tall with ripped abs, but he is a dumb as a rock. Preferably with flowing hair and a beard. He is a gorgeous mountain of muscles, but with no brains. Looks like Brad Pitt in Troy, but acts like Dave Bautista as Drax in Guardians of the Galaxy. He believes any challenge, even an intellectual one, can be solved by smashing it with his head. Flaw: Terrified of goats!