Parker

About the Job

*SHOULD APPEAR TO BE OF MIXED RACE* We're looking for an energetic, endlessly entertaining "8-year-old" (could be older presenting younger) who lives and breathes dinosaurs. This isn't just a phase-it's a full-blown obsession. They know every species, every fun fact, every roar, and they'll happily share all of it, whether anyone asked or not. Parker is the kind of kid who's completely locked into the dinosaur documentary playing in their ride, rattling off trivia before the narrator can finish a sentence. They constantly interrupt their older sibling with enthusiastic corrections, "actually..." facts, and unsolicited commentary-equal parts annoying and completely lovable. Physically expressive and fearless with comedy, Parker doesn't just eat a dinosaur-shaped popsicle- they bite the head off first. They make dinosaur sound effects for everything, stomp when they walk, roar at the perfect (or least appropriate) moments, and fully commit to the bit without a hint of self-consciousness. Underneath all that boundless energy is a genuinely sweet kid whose excitement is contagious. And if that dinosaur documentary weren't playing? They'd absolutely be asking, "Are we there yet?" every 45 seconds. We're looking for a natural comedic performer with great instincts, expressive reactions, and the ability to make big moments feel authentic rather than performative. Talent should reflect the warmth and authenticity of an ethnically diverse family.