That Wasn't Me 2
Feature Film
Non Union
Los Angeles
Award winning team launching their next feature film Logline: A painfully awkward Swiss expat in LA avoids his own voice by adopting the wildly contradictory advice of a rotating cast of imaginary mentors until the fantasies collapse and he’s forced to become himself. Genre: Surreal comedy with heart. Think Annie Hall meets Stranger Than Fiction, in terms of grounded character studies, couched in an outlandish hyper reality.
Roles For This Project
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Submissions Due:
05/28/2026
Old-school Western cowboy. Folksy, moral, straight-shooting, with a slow drawl and strong sense of responsibility. Gives straightforward, no-nonsense advice about doing the right thing even when it’s hard. Southern accent.
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Submissions Due:
05/28/2026
British accent required! Effortlessly cool British rockstar. Androgynous, magnetic, calm-and-assured rock-god energy (think David Bowie meets Russell Brand). Appears in stylized music-video fantasies and gives suave, artistic, slightly detached dating/life advice. Must be able carry a cool, seducti... [See More]
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Submissions Due:
05/28/2026
A 1950s greaser friend and dating coach: slicked-back hair, leather jacket, white t-shirt, jeans. Cocky, delusional, and 100% committed to his outdated “rules.” Delivers big monologues and rapid-fire banter. Carry long two-hander scenes while staying grounded and earnest. Think young John Travolta i... [See More]
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Submissions Due:
05/28/2026
Female cop with uniform. Let us know in submission if you own or have access to police uniform. Doesn't need to be 100% authentic.
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Submissions Due:
05/28/2026
Fit, aggressive, crude, modern pickup-artist / men’s-magazine fantasy. Loud, hyper-macho, politically incorrect “bro coach” energy. Gives brutally direct, often insulting advice about “getting laid” and dominating social situations. It is clear to him he is the hero of the modern age- played like th... [See More]
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Submissions Due:
05/28/2026
Swiss / German accent or neutral European inflection preferred Concerned, loving, and occasionally guilt-tripping. She worries about her son’s social life and happiness but expresses it in a very Swiss, practical, slightly passive-aggressive way. Warm but emotionally direct. Must convey deep matern... [See More]
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Submissions Due:
05/28/2026
Passionate, dramatic, and slightly pretentious acting teacher. Speaks in theatrical, heightened language and treats even the smallest exercises like profound emotional breakthroughs. Physical expressiveness, and the ability to play the role completely straight while speaking in absurdities. Defined... [See More]
More Roles For This Project
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Submissions Due:
05/28/2026
Old-school Western cowboy. Folksy, moral, straight-shooting, with a slow drawl and strong sense of responsibility. Gives straightforward, no-nonsense advice about doing the right thing even when it’s hard. Southern accent.
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Submissions Due:
05/28/2026
British accent required! Effortlessly cool British rockstar. Androgynous, magnetic, calm-and-assured rock-god energy (think David Bowie meets Russell Brand). Appears in stylized music-video fantasies and gives suave, artistic, slightly detached dating/life advice. Must be able carry a cool, seducti... [See More]
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Submissions Due:
05/28/2026
A 1950s greaser friend and dating coach: slicked-back hair, leather jacket, white t-shirt, jeans. Cocky, delusional, and 100% committed to his outdated “rules.” Delivers big monologues and rapid-fire banter. Carry long two-hander scenes while staying grounded and earnest. Think young John Travolta i... [See More]
-
Submissions Due:
05/28/2026
Female cop with uniform. Let us know in submission if you own or have access to police uniform. Doesn't need to be 100% authentic.
-
Submissions Due:
05/28/2026
Fit, aggressive, crude, modern pickup-artist / men’s-magazine fantasy. Loud, hyper-macho, politically incorrect “bro coach” energy. Gives brutally direct, often insulting advice about “getting laid” and dominating social situations. It is clear to him he is the hero of the modern age- played like th... [See More]
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Submissions Due:
05/28/2026
Swiss / German accent or neutral European inflection preferred Concerned, loving, and occasionally guilt-tripping. She worries about her son’s social life and happiness but expresses it in a very Swiss, practical, slightly passive-aggressive way. Warm but emotionally direct. Must convey deep matern... [See More]
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Submissions Due:
05/28/2026
Passionate, dramatic, and slightly pretentious acting teacher. Speaks in theatrical, heightened language and treats even the smallest exercises like profound emotional breakthroughs. Physical expressiveness, and the ability to play the role completely straight while speaking in absurdities. Defined... [See More]
