About the Job
XLSX is brilliant, precise, and endlessly organized, but misunderstood. They speak in rows, columns, and formulas, which makes perfect sense to them, but somehow always leaves others staring blankly. Beneath their data-driven exterior is a deep desire to connect and to be seen by others as more than just numbers and charts. They’re the coworker who wants to be part of the conversation but can't seem to break into it. They care deeply about clarity and logic but long for a little warmth and human connection to balance their calculated world. There’s a quiet humor in their attempts to bridge that gap: earnest, slightly awkward, and entirely endearing.
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