Okay, here's the weirdest audition of late. I had a final callback for a Wendy's spot. The director and a room full of ad people and assistants filled the room. I performed my old Grandpa lines as requested. Pause. The director looks at me and says, "Very good. But it was a bit too Cosby." Silence. "Pardon me?" I finally responded. "The eyes," he said, flapping his eyelids like a nervous tiger. Sigh.